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indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

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thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

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rachelzoftig:

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

lollllllllllllllllllll

rachelzoftig:

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

lollllllllllllllllllll

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rachelzoftig:

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

lollllllllllllllllllll

rachelzoftig:

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

lollllllllllllllllllll

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Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

(Source: katamarang, via comeandgobybubble)

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
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taracynara:

hotboyproblems:

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

i want 50

oh my gods they’re terrifying.I love them.

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