the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
If you don’t know this story or don’t think it’s funny, we can’t be friends
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
I had a dream like this once, but the other person was my playstation
Holy shit I was really fucking confused as to why Pegasus had a master ball
I’m confused on why he fucking wasted it on a god damn wailord
I’m confused why you think a whiscash is a wailord.
This is beautiful.
Why the hell is there a gif for THAT
It’s a creepy story…
the first season is dark and full of terrors
The second season, actually